All I Want For Xmas Is Deadpool Head (Literally)

 

 YOU CAN BUY DEADPOOL HEAD RIGHT HERE. FRESH HEAD RIGHT HERE. GET YO HEAD RIGHT HERE. HEAD,HEAD AND MO HEAD.  (AD)

Oh, how did you know that this all that I ever wanted in life? How smart of you. I always wanted 600 lines of Deadpool saying whatever to me. This is my wildest dream come true. Not even the dreams I had about Lil Kim when I was 12 and she was nak.... nevermind. This is even better. Body-less Deadpool talking shit. Perfect.

I think I did enough talking. I'll let Deadpool tell you the rest of this ad. This is a #AD btw. FTC said I have to tell you this when sharing links so this me telling you this while sharing the links for this ad. They said the public likes it this way but do you really? Comment below. Don't really do that.  Please I swear. Hey Marvel (Stop reading). Don't do anything freaky with this Deadpool head that doesn't come with a body. The lord is always watching. She doesn't wanna see that...

(Deadpool reads)

IT’S, LIKE, SO PREMIUM, YOU GUYS: Have you ever wanted to own a piece of me, Deadpool? Now you can, you lucky stiff. This Marvel Legends Deadpool’s Head Premium Interactive Head is your ticket to nerd supremacy

MY HEAD MOVES TO AND FRO, LIKE A BALLERINA: Hath a Deadpool’s Head not eyes? It does! And it’s filled with motors and sensors, for all that sweet sweet expressive movement and interactivity! Just like your head, I assume

THE SUITS TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THERE ARE OVER 600 SOUNDS AND PHRASES (in English only): It’s important for you to know that Deadpool’s Head talks a lot, unlike what happened in that movie we absolutely can’t reference by name. You know the one
APP ENHANCED FOR YOUR PLEASURE: Using my free app (that’s right, no excuses) you can get me to do and say a bunch of [CENSORED], jokes, pranks, and insults! (App in English only)

LET’S INTERACT, BABY: With all these amaaaaazing features, I bet you can’t wait to click the little button and add me to your cart  DEADPOOL HEAD HERE.