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Raise your hand if you don't know how to swim. Now raise your hand if you can't swim and never go swimming even if you could. Now raise your hand if you can't swim and never want to go swimming even if you could but own a couple swim shorts.
My hand is up. High. Don't know how to swim and have no plans on it. Which is funny cause I been white water rafting before.All in the water. The way I see it. I think I know how to swim. I'm just too lazy to do it but if I need to, my mind will know what to do.
Anyways, I own loads of shorts. With summer coming it's time to fake flex. Act like I'm going to the beach when I'm really just wearing the shorts cause I'm cool like that.
White Muscle Fit Stand Collar Oxford Shirt
Why did I say the summer when I'm wearing this today. Giving it a test run. I kept the shirt super plain and in a second you will see why.
Pink Geometric Swim Shorts
"Blaw tadow, watch out now, uh-huh. It's the little one and I'm not Bow Wow". Shoutout to Lil Kim. I will be wearing some loud shorts. This just the first one, this week.
For the left.
Now listen, I don't tell y'all how to wear anything but with this one, this one right here. You better not wear no funky socks with this. I'm not playing with y'all. Just wash your feet or something.
Anyways. That's what I'm wearing today. What you wearing?
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